1) I never understood the wipe direction stuff, meaning I don't understand which way is front and which way is back. You avoid nastiness by not going from anus to crotch. Who cares about direction?
2)When I remember I use Secret or Sure, unscented. I often forget. I hope I don't offend.
3) I enjoy manicures, but never keep my nails coiffed. They are currently ragged, uneven, but clean. I like watching gay fisting. I don't like the concept of vaginal fisting. It seems a rough way to treat the portal of birth.
4) I take the pill continuously and have a period every 9-12 weeks. I usually use Tampax or whatever-with-wings.
5) I shower daily without fail. I do not consider myself "out of bed" until I have showered. I will not dress without showering. Also, I have extremely wavey, unruly hair that is offensive to the eye in the morning and must be hosed down and combed out to be presentable. Showering enough to keep stink down is enough. Showering more than twice a day (once to wake up, once after the gym) is excessive. I am anti-soap. Only hands should be scrubbed. I am also anti-shampoo on a daily basis. No one needs to launder their hair.
6) I have an extroardinary amount of hair styling products and styling product knowledge. It's obsene. Currently I have two D:Fi products (Extreme Creme and Molding Creme), two TiGi products (Curls Rock and Afterparty) and two DevaCurl products (Angell and Mist-er Right). Why they need such absurd names, I do not know.
7)Usually.
8) Did it. Yucky. Over it. I'll deal with chronic sinus problems. Allegra is my friend.
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2)When I remember I use Secret or Sure, unscented. I often forget. I hope I don't offend.
3) I enjoy manicures, but never keep my nails coiffed. They are currently ragged, uneven, but clean. I like watching gay fisting. I don't like the concept of vaginal fisting. It seems a rough way to treat the portal of birth.
4) I take the pill continuously and have a period every 9-12 weeks. I usually use Tampax or whatever-with-wings.
5) I shower daily without fail. I do not consider myself "out of bed" until I have showered. I will not dress without showering. Also, I have extremely wavey, unruly hair that is offensive to the eye in the morning and must be hosed down and combed out to be presentable. Showering enough to keep stink down is enough. Showering more than twice a day (once to wake up, once after the gym) is excessive. I am anti-soap. Only hands should be scrubbed. I am also anti-shampoo on a daily basis. No one needs to launder their hair.
6) I have an extroardinary amount of hair styling products and styling product knowledge. It's obsene. Currently I have two D:Fi products (Extreme Creme and Molding Creme), two TiGi products (Curls Rock and Afterparty) and two DevaCurl products (Angell and Mist-er Right). Why they need such absurd names, I do not know.
7)Usually.
8) Did it. Yucky. Over it. I'll deal with chronic sinus problems. Allegra is my friend.