I'd do it for cash money! Of course, I'm much too far away, and I'd require you to presupply the cleaning supplies, so I'm probably too picky.

I'm starting to think the CSUA should start a mutual home-cleaning group. Where once a month, a member's home is descended upon by hordes of CSUA geeks (such as myself), and given a rigorous top-to-bottom spot-shining. I think a social event like that could be fun, especially if there was group entertainment, beer, and food provided at the end.