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1. the obvious question is are you pregnant?
no, i know it's the thing to do these days, but i think i'll wait till after i'm married. i would like to procreate within the next four years though.
2. ummmm..., why are you so desperate for this lousy excuse for human contact. R u procrastinating?
i enjoy learning about other humans and sharing with them. without human contact we are robots. are you a robot? i bet you are a robot! if you are a robot, will you come over to my house and vacuum for me? thanks!
3. Are you scared about getting married?
actually no. i'm a bit scared about planning and paying for a wedding though...
4. So what has given you this idea to answer any question I may ask? (Yes, that's really my question!)
i'm just a meme-shepe i'm afraid.
5. Do all non-trivial zeroes of the Riemann zeta function lie on the critical line?
only if it's a conga line.
6. Do these pants make me look fat?=)
yes. you should take off your pants and burninate them. you look much cuter with no pants.
ask more questions if you like. questions are fun.
no, i know it's the thing to do these days, but i think i'll wait till after i'm married. i would like to procreate within the next four years though.
2. ummmm..., why are you so desperate for this lousy excuse for human contact. R u procrastinating?
i enjoy learning about other humans and sharing with them. without human contact we are robots. are you a robot? i bet you are a robot! if you are a robot, will you come over to my house and vacuum for me? thanks!
3. Are you scared about getting married?
actually no. i'm a bit scared about planning and paying for a wedding though...
4. So what has given you this idea to answer any question I may ask? (Yes, that's really my question!)
i'm just a meme-shepe i'm afraid.
5. Do all non-trivial zeroes of the Riemann zeta function lie on the critical line?
only if it's a conga line.
6. Do these pants make me look fat?=)
yes. you should take off your pants and burninate them. you look much cuter with no pants.
ask more questions if you like. questions are fun.
