stupid nature

coming along right on time to fuck things up. nothing quite like bleeding in the middle of nowhere while trying to stay up all night. bah.

mama wants an ipod

i want a free ipod, and you can help me get it! all you have to do is participate in a pyramid scheme that will make you feel like a dirty whore but won't cost you anything. it seems as legit as such a thing can be, and hey, mrsmalkav is doing it, and she's cool, so it must be the cool thing to do, right? info in her journal.

if you want to help me get a free ipod, click here to register as one of my referrals. then all you have to do is sign up for one of several free trial offers for various things, which you can later cancel without paying anything, then refer 5 other people, and i get my ipod, woo. (and if your referrals do the same thing, then you can get one too, pyramid that it is.)

and voila, portable music happiness for me!